Conversations With the Devil

dang it's cold out there colder than a germans heart wish i didn't have to go anywhere today i didn't even have time to wash my hair this morning before starting that block of ice that is my jeep to warm up but hey at least i can now were my special sweater

where is my special sweater were is it it's not here were IS it crap Shit it is not in its spot why isn't it here? why are my leather choppers here up not the sweater I frikin need that sweater and it stinking matching miter to cover up this hair blue sweater blue sweater stripped sweater blue striped sweater yellow ugly sweater stupid rose sweater red sweater itchy red sweater fluffy mohair sweater black damn sweater black dumb ass sweater but NO FUCKING GREY AND WHITE SWEATER

"Hey what did you do with my sweater from Finland you goat? Yes you did, it had to be you. Oh don't give me that, the boys can't reach that shelf. What were you doing in my closet anyway? The cat DID NOT knock it off it's shelf. THE GREY AND WHITE SWEATER WITH REINDEER AND MATCHING STOCKING HAT THAT GOES DOWN PAST MY BUTT YOU SENILE COOT. I CAN'T HAVE NOTHING NICE IN THIS HOUSE WITHOUT SOMEONE- HELLO? HELLO! OH JESUS CHRIST IN A SWEATER!"

grrrrrrrarrrgh the jeep is running and i should of been there already i guess i will just put on my blue snow flake pattern sweater at least it will bring out my eyes yes hid from me you stupid cat you and the goat were probly in on it together whats this under my snowflake sweater? it's a hat it's a hat? oh my miter my hat matches the blue sweater not the grey sweater damn i'll be damn

"Helloo? Yeah, it's ok. I know you are. You should be. Just don't do it again. And stay out of my closet. No I don't want another sweater, I'll be fine. I gotta go now. I still love ya."